A plea for visable affection

I would really quite like it if some people followed my blog. It'd give me a wonderful feeling of affirmation. I know people have been reading it too because people have mentionned things about it to me, but having only 2 followers does NOT make my blog look cool and wonderful and successful. And that's problematic for me, for as although I know it is generally better to live by your own standards of success etc, my standards of success pretty much equal other people realising/thinking I am successful.

Like swing dancing for instance. I'm aware I'm not the best dancer. But I have been putting in much effort into making my dancing LOOK better. Even if my technique is questionable, if I can add little twiddly bits with my hands and feet to look cooler than I am, it's all good.

This is also v much like how I dress: I put a LOT of effort into dressing to make myself look thinner than I actually am. I would like to be actually thinner, but as this is quite difficult to acheive, I can at least try to fool the world into thinking I am of a more beautiful slender shape.

The point is- follow me, so that I look cooler to others, and as a result they follow me, and then i look cooler to others, and they follow me, and then they tell their friends, and they follow me, and i look cooler to everyone, and everyone follows me. That's the way it should be.

So I suppose I should give you a reason to follow me then. Something to demonstrate that it'd be worth your while?
Um....

Looky a fun website!

Seen this already. Seen the whole internet already? Nothing left to do in your pointless empty meaningless life? Trying to distract yourself from self harm/suicide/watching bargain hunt/other extremely harmful activities that can occur due to boredom? This is the pointless waste of time for you!

Loads of love to all. Tomorrow I shall do Dance Move of the Week!! xx