(I realised I typed worty, rather than worthy, just then, but it amused me so I decided to leave it in.)
So anyway- here are some amusing thoughts or occurrences of recent times.
On my way home from work today I witnessed one of Britain's largest inhabitants, riding home on a motorcycle.
I don't know if you've ever seen a really fat man on a motorbike, but it really surprised me. His whole body rippled in the breeze. I know it was probably exaggerated by the rippling of his jacket, but he was wearing tight leathers, so I don't know there was much space in there for extra air currents.
Also it amused me because he was the width of more than two of the bikes he was on, and it was a chunky bike.
Now I know this sounds mean, and there is no reason he should not be biking. In fact I have no way of defending myself, because it is mean, but it was also funny.
Many things in life are mean, but also funny. Sorry.
Other amusing things- I recently went back to Twitter after a period of meh. Here are some of my favourite forgotten tweets from long ago. By me of course:
"I wish there were dinosaur ghosts (re
"I dont think it's OTT to be wishing my ex-boyfriend would be mangled horribly just so that i don't worry about bumping into him in the pub?"
"wearing snow boots which are so warm I don't need to wear anything else. But I wudn't do that to the world, so I'm also wearing humous+jam."
Sigh. God I'm hilarious.
Am considering hilarious girls night out speed-dating with friends. Here are some potential questions we're going to ask the unfortunate men we meet.
Would you rather have nipples for eyes, or a penis for a nose?
If you were going to have a book bound in your own tanned skin after death, as a present for your grieving relatives, which book would it be?
If you were a Cluedo Solution envelope, what three cards are inside?
If you were a 20th C Naval battle, which would you be and why?
Whose house??
Let me know if you have any more exxceeellent questions
Other things I am enjoying right now:
BOAST BATTLE! By the FABULOUS Horrible Histories. Who should be knighted and showered in truffles and the other kind of truffles, day and night, and have top priority with the TV remote at all times.
Also - SMBC webcomic has some good funnies :D I like this one.
Ur. I think that's about it for this moment as I am exhaaaaausted after work, and swing, and eating some beautiful Wagamamas din dins, and then deciding to write a post to demonstrate my continued survival.
Here is an inspiring picture to help you with all your endevours, I hope it helps.
Hang on.
Try this one in stead.
Good night lovelies.
